Sega employees arrested
| Today, 3 employees of Sega was arrested,
suspected of being really, really mean to a certain fellow that we all
have crawling in our backyard. We are of course talking about the
hedgehog. An anonymous source within Sega had this to say: "Nintendo had their Mario, and we needed to get a high-profile character as well. We experimented with lots of animals, ranging from monkeys, elephans and, of course the hedgehog". |
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The charges brought against the 3 employees was due to the fact that they had spray-painted animals in different colors. "We had to experiment with the animals appearance. We even had a pink elephant, for chrits sake! But the worst part was when they spray-painted the hedgehogs". According to sources living near the Sega offices, they already reported incidents of spray-painted, multi-colored hedgehogs apprearing in their backyard to the police years ago. Since this wasnt exactly first priority, the case wasnt solved until today. |
"I'm glad we have stopped the animal experiments. However, I've already lost my drivers license doing R&D for Crazy Taxi..." We can only hope the R&D team from Zombie Revenge is still alive... |
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